Stupid criminals: Couple shows at parole hearing with guns, drugs, stolen property

They just don't make criminals like they used to.

An Arkansas couple never received the message that you leave the weapons and drugs at home when you visit your parole officer:

A report from the Baxter County Sheriff indicates that the Lakeview Police Dept. suspected Jack Creameans of stealing a ring and other items from an elderly couple in the summer of 2013.

When he came to his parole hearing, according to the report, police searched him and his wife, Kimberly Creameans. They found the ring, a crystalline substance that tested positive for methamphetamine, and a leafy substance that tested positive for marijuana.

Police then searched the couple's 2010 Ford Mustang and found several syringes, a set of scales, a glass pipe and a muzzle loading rifle.

According to the report, both Kimberly and Jack Creameans are convicted felons and cannot legally possess a firearm.